You Gotta Love Garfield’S Explanation 

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. 
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Well, there’s a very simple answer. 
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Nobody bothered to check the oil. 
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We just didn’t know we were getting low. 
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The reason for that is purely geographical. 
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Our OIL is located in: 
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana 
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Coastal Alabama 
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Coastal Mississippi 
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Coastal Texas 
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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Texas
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Tennessee and
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 Montana
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All Our dipsticks are located in DC