Something I got from Tom to start your week.

TEACHER: Why are you late? – STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? – JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ – TEACHER: No, that’s wrong – GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? – DONALD: H I J K L M N O. – TEACHER: What are you talking about? – DONALD: Yesterday you said its H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. – WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? – GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘ – MILLIE: I is.. – TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’ – MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him? – LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? – SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his? – CLYDE: No, sir. It’s the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? – HAROLD: A teacher