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“Little Gidding,” 1942
Music heard so deeply / That is not heard at all, but you are / The music / While the music lasts.
“The Dry Salvages,” 1941
We do not pass through the same door twice / Or return to the door through which we did not pass.
“Little Gidding,” 1942
Love is most nearly itself / When here and now cease to matter.
“East Coker,” 1943
Fortunate the man who, at the right moment meets the right friend
“Notes Towards the Definition of Culture,” 1948
Fortunate the man who, at the right moment meets the right friend
“Notes Towards the Definition of Culture,” 1948
Whatever you think, be sure it is what you think; whatever you want, be sure that is what you want; whatever you feel, be sure that is what you feel.
“Four Quartets,” 1943
Success is relative. It is what we make of the mess we have made of things.
“The Family Reunion,” 1939
To make an end is to make a beginning. / The end is where we start from.
“Four Quartets,” 1943
In a minute there is time / For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
“The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock,” 1915
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
Preface to “Transit of Venus: Poems by Harry Crosby,” 1931
Where is the Life we have lost in living? / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? / Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?
“The Rock,” 1934
T.S. Eliot was one of the most brilliant poets of the 20th century. Born Thomas Stearns Eliot in St. Louis, Missouri, in 1888, he created an incredible oeuvre in his lifetime, spanning poetry, plays, literary criticism, and philosophy. His most famous works include “The Waste Land” and “Four Quartets,” the latter of which is a meditation on time and history. He graduated from Harvard, studied at the Sorbonne in Paris, and received the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1948. His work has influenced generations of writers: Stephen King is among his many famous fans, incorporating lines and references from Eliot’s work into his films. Eliot’s 1939 poem collection, Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats, also inspired Andrew Lloyd Webber’s 1981 hit musical Cats.
What makes Eliot’s writing so poignant even now, decades after publication, is not necessarily his accolades or prestige, but the timelessness of his observations. Eliot understood how to balance tradition and modernity, and how to skillfully wield his outsider status to create a trademark ethereal quality to his work. As he wrote in a letter to his friend Herbert Read, he saw himself as an American born in the South but educated in New England, who never fully fit in either place, “and who so was never anything anywhere.” Readers have found solace in and drawn deep inspiration from Eliot’s writing thanks in part to his relatable, nomadic core. Here, we’ve rounded up 12 quotes that best illustrate the timeless wisdom that this game-changing poet imparted on the world.

Television not only gives the eyeballs something to do, but it’s a socially acceptable excuse to snack.
You know you’re getting older when your favorite late-night show is the six o’clock news.
Just what is a Monday? Monday is a day designed to add depression to an otherwise happy week.
Life is a lot like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it. But the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
All I ever do is eat and sleep, eat and sleep, eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat’s life than that. But, I hope not.
If I ignore the world, maybe it will go away … Except for the lasagna.
Never confuse being lazy for being apathetic. We lazy people are not apathetic. Apathetic people don’t care about anything. Lazy people care, we just don’t do anything about it.
I’d like mornings better if they started later.
The only thing active about me is my imagination.
I wish there were something I could do about the aging process. I’d do sit-ups, but I couldn’t stand the noise.
A goldfish is an aquatic expression of beauty and grace that provides its observers with many hours of blissful meditation. It also makes a darn fine breakfast.
When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean.
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.












Obviously this is talking about writers, but I suspect that there are many things here that we can all either identify with or that we can apply to our everyday travails.
I love my rejection slips. They show me I try.
Sylvia Plath
I would advise anyone who aspires to a writing career that before developing his talent he would be wise to develop a thick hide.
Harper Lee
Remember: when people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong.
Neil Gaiman
I discovered that rejections are not altogether a bad thing. They teach a writer to rely on his own judgment and to say in his heart of hearts, “To hell with you.”
Saul Bellow
You must keep sending work out; you must never let a manuscript do nothing but eat its head off in a drawer. You send that work out again and again, while you’re working on another one. If you have talent, you will receive some measure of success — but only if you persist.
Isaac Asimov
By the time I was fourteen the nail in my wall would no longer support the weight of the rejection slips impaled upon it. I replaced the nail with a spike and went on writing.
Stephen King
I encourage you to reject rejection. If someone says no, just say NEXT!
Jack Canfield
For every accomplishment there were twenty rejections … In the end, though, only one attitude enabled me to move ahead. That attitude said, “Rejection can simply mean redirection.”
Maya Angelou
Rejection has value. It teaches us when our work or our skillset is not good enough and must be made better … Rejection refines us. Those who fall prey to its enervating soul-sucking tentacles are doomed. Those who persist past it are survivors. Best ask yourself the question: what kind of writer are you? The kind who survives? Or the kind who gets asphyxiated by the tentacles of woe?
Chuck Wendig

1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.
6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
9. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
12. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.
13. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
14. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.
15. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
16. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.
17. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
18. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
19. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
20. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
21. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
22. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
23. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
24. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.
25. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

Still trying to get my head around the fact that ‘Take Out’ can mean food, dating, or murder.
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers: If you do find one, what is your plan?
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters scream to start their day.
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
You know you are over 50 when you have ‘upstairs ibuprofen’ and ‘downstairs ibuprofen.’
How did doctors conclude that exercise prolongs life, when…the rabbit is always jumping but only lives for around two years, and…the turtle that does not exercise at all lives over 200 years. So, rest, chill, eat, drink, and enjoy life!
I too was once a male trapped in a female body…but then my mother gave birth.
If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, “Possibly, but I wouldn’t count on it.”\
I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people will not be offended.
The biggest joke on humankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they are not a robot.
When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that is the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor.”
It’s weird being the same age as old people.
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to respond, “CLOSE ENOUGH.”
Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
If Adam and Eve were Cajuns, they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages …… Metamucil and Ensure.
You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means knowing someone who can drive at night.
Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
After watching how some people wore their masks, I understand why contraception fails.
Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I do not like because the remote fell on the floor.
For those of you that do not want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version; it does not listen to anything.
I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad,’ and I know darn well that Dad has no idea what is inside.
Now that Covid has everyone washing their hands correctly…next week…Turn Signals.
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts his sails.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Reading gives us someplace to go when we must stay where we are.
I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
Exercise helps you with decision-making. It is true. I went for a run this morning and decided I am never going again.