My son was flunking out of college so i told him,, “you will marry the girl I choose.” he said, “no.”I told him, “she is Bill Gates’ daughter.” he said, “yes.”

 I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.” Bill Gates said, “no.” I told Bill Gates, “my son is the CEO of the world bank.” Bill Gates said, “yes.”

 I called the president of the world bank and asked him to make my son the CEO. He said, “no.” I told him, “my son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.” He said, “yes.” 

And that’s exactly how politics works.

And thus, began the practice of hiring morons to work in influential positions of government. this practice remains unbroken to this day.