Day Brightener – Darts And The Bath

Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.  “Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts,” she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed.  She was surprised to see that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair.

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn’t believe her, so she said: “Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I’ll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.”  

So, the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked,”Do you shave?” “No,” replied the girl. “I’ve just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?” “Oh, yes,” said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.  Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, “Did you see it?” “Yes,” he said, “but why the hell did you have to show her yours.” “Why ever are you worried about that?” she said. “You’ve seen it often enough before.”

“I know,” he said, “but the darts team hadn’t!”

Day Brightener – Medical Diagnosis And Issues

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.”

The other student says:  “No, I don’t think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class.”

Since they couldn’t agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him.  And one of the students said to him, “We’re medical students and couldn’t help but notice the way you walk. We couldn’t agree on the Syndrome you might have…. Could you tell us what it is?”

The old man (a retired M.D.) said, “I’ll tell you, but first you tell me what you 2 fine medical students think.” 

The 1st student said, “I think it’s Peltry Syndrome.” The old man said, “You thought – but you are wrong.” 

The 2nd student said, “I think its Zovitzki Syndrome.”  The old man said, “You thought – but you are wrong.”

So, they asked him, “Well, old timer, what do you have?”  

The old man said, “Well, I thought it was GAS – but I was wrong, too!”

I Nearly Became A Doctor!!!  When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,

so, I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today. 

The rest are in Congress.