A drunk woman, stark naked,  jumped into a taxi in Bismarck, North Dakota. The taxi driver, who happened to be  an old Norwegian, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

She said to him, “What’s wrong with you honeybun? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

The old man said “Lady, I’m vas not staring at you,  I am telling you, det vould not be proper vare I come from”.

She said, “Well, if  you’re not staring at my boobs sweetie, what are you doing  then?”

He said, “Vell, I am luking and I’m luking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da heck is dis lady keeping de money to  pay for dis ride?”