Vy Nodt

It was a hot day in  Minnesota . Helga hung the wash out to dry and then went into town to pick up her dry cleaning. “Gootness, its hotter den hell today “, she mused to herself as she walked down  Main Street .

She passed a tavern and thought to herself, “Vy nodt.” She walked in, and quietly took a seat at the end of the bar. The bartender walked up to her and said; “and what would you like to drink today”.

“Ya know” Helga said in a timid voice, “I don’t usually go into za bars, but today I vill make an exception. It is zo hot, I tink I vill have myself a beer”.

The bartender smiled at Helga and asked;” Anheuser Busch?”

Helga blushed and said; “Vell it’s fine tanks, und how’s yur viener”