| It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. |
| We have enough “youth”. How about a fountain of “smart“? |
| The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. |
| A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party. |
| When blondes have more fun, do they know it? |
| Learn From Your Parents’ Mistakes – Use Birth Control. |
| Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. |
| If at first you don’t succeed skydiving is not for you. |
| We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. |
| Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. |
| Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. |
| Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs. |
| Alabama state motto: At least we’re not Mississippi! |
| ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. |
| The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population. |
| “You know why a banana is like a politician?” “He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he’s rotten.” |
My personal favorite!!
| “I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.” |
The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would ‘hate’ to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.
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