Day Brightener – “Dear Abby” Admitted She Was At A Loss To Answer The Following Queries

Dear  Abby –  A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One  is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in  her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I’ve  never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think  they could be Lebanese?

Dear  Abby – What can I do about all the sex, nudity, foul language and violence on my VCR

Dear  Abby – I  have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure if  the baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear  Abby – I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has  been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well  enough to discuss money with him.

Dear  Abby – I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, but when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear  Abby – Our son writes that he is learning judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear  Abby – I  joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get  out?

Dear  Abby – My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear  Abby – I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober

Dear  Abby – My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause

Dear  Abby – You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest  in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all  interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

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