* ATD  At the doctor’s

* BFF   Best friends funeral

* BTW  Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT  Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC  See You at the Senior Center

* DWI – Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

*GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA –  Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

*LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL – Living on Lipitor

* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT – Texting on Toilet

* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help.

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)