A husband reluctantly
 agreed to play in the couples’ alternate shot
 golf Tournament at his club.  He teed
 off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300
 yards down the middle of the fairway.

Upon reaching the ball,
 the husband said to his wife, “Just hit it toward
 the green, anywhere around there will be
 fine.” The wife proceeded to
 shank the ball deep into the woods. Undaunted, the
 husband said, “That’s OK, Sweetheart”
 and spent the full five minutes looking for the
 ball. He found it just in
 time, but in a horrible position. He played the shot of
 his life to get the ball within two feet of the
 hole. He told his wife to knock the ball
 in.

His wife then proceeded
 to knock the ball off the green and into a
 bunker. Still maintaining
 composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed
 the shot from the bunker.

He took the ball out of
 the hole and while walking off the green, put his arm
 around his wife and calmly said, “Honey, that was
 a bogey five and that’s OK, but I think we can do better
 on the next hole”. To which she replied,
 “Listen , don’t bitch at me, only 2 of those 5
 shots were mine.”