An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: 

Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’ 

Man: ‘What sins?’ 

Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’ 

Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’ 

Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’ 

Man: ‘I’m 92 years old .           .           .           . I’m telling everybody!’