Wife:        ‘What are you doing?’      

Husband:    Nothing. 

Wife:        ‘Nothing?  You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ 

Husband:     ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’ 

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Wife :       ‘Do you want dinner?’   

Husband:     ‘Sure! What are my choices?‘ 

Wife:      ‘Yes or no.’      

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Girl:     ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’   

Boy:     ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’   

Girl:     ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’