My Neighbor
My 
neighbor; she’s single, she’s
 shapely, she’s 
beautiful and she lives right 
across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this 
evening.  I was 
surprised
 when she walked across the street, up my driveway 
and
 knocked on the
 door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, “I
 just got home, and
 I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, 
get drunk, and
get laid tonight.  Are you doing anything?”

I quickly replied, 
”Nope, I’m free!”
 “Great,” she said. “Can you watch 
my
 dog?” 
Being a senior citizen, 
really sucks!

The Pharmacist
A woman asked the pharmacist, “Do you sell Viagra? “Yes we do,” he answered. She asked, “Does it work?” “Yes it does,” he answered. She said, “Can you get it over the counter?” 

”I can, if I take two,” he replied.