If a man cuts his finger off while 
slicing salami at work, 
he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day 
for 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
your family blames the   tobacco company

If your neighbor crashes 
Into a tree while driving home drunk, 
he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are 

brats without manners, 
you blame television

If your friend is shot by a 
Deranged madman, 
You blame the gun manufacturer

And if a crazed person breaks 
Into the cockpit and 
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers 
kill him instead, 
The mother of the crazed deceased 
blames the airline

I must have lived too long to 
understand  the  world 
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my   OLD WRINKLED ASS 
Is parked   in front of this computer, 
I want all of you to 
Blame Bill Gates.

Have a Nice Day!