GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS
YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD ‘S EXPLANATION
TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in:
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And Texas

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Our dipstick is located in the White House!
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Any Questions? NO? Didn’t think So.