I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says “No, why the fuck you ask me that? Is it because I Chinese?”

“No”, I said,

“It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick.”

​It doesn’t hurt to be cautious!!​