<Insert Your Least Favorite Team> coach on one of his players: “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.”
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Why do <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average <Insert Your Least Team> player get on his SATs?
Drool.
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How many <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a sophomore course.
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How did the <Insert Your Least Favorite Team>football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
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Two <Insert Your Least Favorite Team>football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, “Look, a dead bird.”
The other looked up in the sky and said, “Where?”
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What do you say to a <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> football player dressed in a three-piece suit?
“Will the defendant please rise.”
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If three <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> football players are in the same car, who is driving?
The police officer.
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How can you tell if a <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> football player has a girlfriend?
There’s tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
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University of <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> linebacker steal a police car?
He saw “911” on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former <Insert Your Least Favorite Team> football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.