Security At The ATM
When this women goes to her ATM, she always brings along Smith and Wesson. She has never had any problems…..

Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter’s to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them “The one who knows how to fix elevators”.

I’m old, I’m tired, and I pee a lot.