I am a Seenager (Senior teenager) .

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance (pensions).

I have my own pad.

I don’t  have a curfew.

I have a driver’s license (so far) and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don’t have acne.

Life is great.