- How does Moses make tea?…….. Hebrews it.
- Venison for dinner again?……. Oh deer!
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home……. Details are sketchy.
- I used to be a banker, but then…….. I lost interest.
- Haunted French pancakes give me,…… The crêpes.
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have,……. A Liverpool.
- I tried to catch some fog, …….but I mist.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but………. It was a Typo.
- I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic……… It’s syncing now.
- Jokes about German sausage……. Are the wurst.
- I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says,……. He can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, ……..and then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, ……..but I’d never met herbivore.
- When chemists die,…….. They barium.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity…….. I just can’t put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. ……… It was a play on words.
- Why were the Indians here first? ……… They had reservations.
- I didn’t like my beard at first………. Then it grew on me.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because……. She couldn’t control her pupils?
- When you get a bladder infection,…… Urine trouble.
- Broken pencils are…….. Pointless.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?……. A thesaurus.
- I dropped out of communism class because of lousy…….. Marx.
- ll the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen…….. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because…. I kneaded dough.
- Velcro …… What a rip off!
- Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
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