THE FIRST MESSAGE:
Hey Bill —- This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you’re not around.  In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that’s no excuse, I know.  The temptation was just too much… I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won’t happen again.  Please come up with a fee for usage, and I’ll pay you.

Regards, Alan

THE ACTION:
Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor  Alan dead.  He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he had a subsequent message from his neighbor.

THE SECOND MESSAGE:
Hey Bill — This is Alan next door again.  Sorry about the slight typo on my last text.  I know you’ll figure it out anyway, but I’m sure you noticed that my autocorrect changed  ‘WiFi’  To ‘Wife’. Technology, hey?!?  Hope you saw the funny side of that.

Regards, Alan