A middle-aged frumpy couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman had just sold the car they were interested into a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $155,000 asking price, ” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for $130,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model.”

 “Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman. Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.  “There you go,” she said. “You were right that I could get this dope to reduce it.

See you later, dad.”

Never mess with the old uns!