An elderly man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous blonde waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that just won’t quit comes to his table and asks him if he was ready to order

She said, “What would you like, sir?

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom then answers “A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks him again, “What would you like sir?”

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,

“A quickie please.”

This time, her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding ‘SMACK’ that can be heard all over the restaurant and she storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,

“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche.’ ” !!