A thief in Paris made plans to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured just two blocks away after his van ran out  of gas

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error of not having gas in his van, he replied,

‘Monsieur, that is the reason I stole  the paintings.’

I had no Monet

To buy Degas

To make the Van Gogh.’ 

Now, do you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else?

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .