I couldn’t help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:  “Man you look tired.”

His buddy says, “Man I’m exhausted.

My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don’t know what to do.”

A fellow about my age (70+) sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: “Marry her.  That’ll put a stop to that shit.”