A wild eyed (and quite ugly) woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, DC, waiving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven-round magazine, plus one in the chamber!

I want to know who’s been sleeping with my husband.”

A female voice from the back of the room called out,

“You need more ammo, Hillary!”