A rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Where did you get that?” The parrot says, “Brooklyn, they’re everywhere!”

A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says “A beer please! And one for the road!”

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a Gin and… Tonic.”
The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” And the polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.”