I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake, & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

P.S. Now, stop thinking about sex and think about getting your flu shot