Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.

Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Joe, Look here!  We could buy a whole gob of these, take ’em back to Alabama, sell ’em and make a fortune.  Just let me do the talkin’, ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us”.

Now, I’ll talk in a slow Texas drawl so’s they don’t know we is from Alabama.”

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, “I’ll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39.
I’ll back up my pickup and.”

“The owner of the shop interrupts, “Ya’ll from Alabama, ain’t ya?”

“Well…yeah,” says a surprised Bubba.

“How come ya’ll knowed that?”

“Because this is a Dry-Cleaners.”