Did you hear about the person who took a day off work to eat ice cream? 
They needed a Sundae break.

Why did the kid think it was Sunday?
Because the sun was out!

Why are people happier on Sunday?
Because Sadderday is over.

On Sunday, what is the nastiest term you can speak?
It’s Monday!

What do you call a chef who only works on Sundays? 
A Sundae chef.

What type of music should you listen to while fishing on Sunday? 
Something catchy.

Why didn’t Sunday go to the gym? 
He wasn’t a weak day.

Why did the Sun cover its eyes on Sunday? 
It saw the back side of the moon.

What day of the week do vampires always stay home? 
SUNday

Why do hot dogs and Sundays go together so well? 
Because that’s not the worst thing for a day at the ballpark.

On which days do you feel the most powerful? 
Saturday and Sunday since the rest are weak days.

Which day of the week do sunflowers adore? 
Sunday

What is the key to any good mailman joke? 
Don’t tell it on Sunday.

What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday? 
Cold

What causes a surge of spirits to haunt cinemas on Sunday nights? 
Their eagerness to jeer at the screening.