A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,” Father, remember Psalm 100, Vers 4” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 100?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.

Upon arriving at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “enter His gates with thanksgiving and His courts with praise..”