Tom Clancy
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy.”
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Steve Martin:
“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
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Drew Carey:
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damned good.”
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Woody Allen:
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
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Rodney Dangerfield:
“If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.”
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Rodney Dangerfield:
“My wife said she’d like to have sex in the back seat of the car… andmshe wanted me to drive.”
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George Burns:
“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
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George Burns:
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
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Lynn Lavner:
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sex arousal, particularly in women. Among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.”
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Harvey Korman:
“Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.”