A Rabbi a Vicar and a Priest finish a monthly inter-faith meeting at the Temple. After meeting the Rabbi suggest they take a walk. The Rabbi happens upon a brown bag, opens it and finds it is full of money. He immediately declares they share it equally. The Vicar says well we should keep some for ourselves and give the balance to our churches.
How do we decide how much for the church?
The priest says we go into temple draw a circle on the floor throw the money in the air what lands in the circle goes to God and we split what is outside the circle.
The Vicar says good idea, but we keep what’s in the circle, what’s outside goes to God.
They turn to the Rabbi deep in thought, after a moment
Rabbi declares AhhHaa, we go into shul, we throw the money in the air, God will take what he wants we keep what’s on the floor.
They agreed!
Loren Berg's Blog 
Lauren,
Do you remember the video clip of the 3 religious people, a catholic priest, a Muslim Imam and a Jewish Rabbi being asked the question of what they would like people to say after they had passed.
The first two replied with much the same BS, wanting to be remember for all their good deeds, etc.
When the Rabbi’s turn came, he said “Oh look, he’s moving!”
Ever see this? I think it was originally on YouTube.
Eddie