What is the funniest lawyer joke you’ve ever heard?

Doctor and a lawyer chatting at a party.Every so often the doctor is interrupted by people asking advice on their medical ailments. The doctor was clearly annoyed by this but he accepted it as part of his business.

Then the doctor says why don’t people come up to you and ask for legal advice?

Lawyer says because I don’t give free advice, I always send a bill. You should try that.Doctor thinks that makes sense but as a doctor I have an obligation to help people.

Next day he gets a bill from the lawyer for the advice.PS:

The funny thing is this isn’t actually a joke