Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch and a drink at their favorite pub one afternoon. Ethel, glancing over at Mabel, noticed something unusual about her friend’s ear and said, “Mabel, you’ve got a suppository in your left ear!”

Mabel, surprised, pulled it out and examined it closely. “A suppository? Really?” 

She then paused, a look of realization dawning on her face. “Ethel, I’m so glad you found this! Now I know where my hearing aid has been hiding all this time.”