A wife was peacefully frying eggs for breakfast when her husband suddenly charged into the kitchen like a man on a mission.

“Careful! CAREFUL!” he yelled, eyes wide with panic. “Add more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many eggs at once! TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!”

The wife blinked in confusion as he continued his dramatic performance.

“We need more butter! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to stick! Careful, CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? And don’t forget the salt! You always forget the salt! Use the salt! THE SALT!”

His wife stopped, spatula mid-air, and stared at him. “What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry eggs?”

Her husband, with a smirk, replied calmly, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

He is now recovering in a hospital.