- How many bakers does it take to make a pie? 3.14.
- What did the mashed potatoes say to the sweet potatoes? I yam what I yam!
- What do you call a baker who only makes pies? The Pie-oneer Woman.
- What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? “You wanna piece of me?”
- What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? “Grace.”
- What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
- What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham? It’s nice to meat you.
- Why don’t side dishes tell jokes? They’re too corny.
- What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry.
- What do you need to make Thanksgiving s’mores? Pil-grahams.
- Do you know where you can get turkey stock in bulk? The stock market.
- What did the president say when presented with a poorly cooked turkey? “Is it too late for a pardon?”
- What does grandma say when you burn the holiday meal? Oh, good gravy!
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
- What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes? Squash casserole.
- What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
- How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests? By saying, “Seasoning’s greetings!”
- Why did the police officer stop you on your way home from Thanksgiving? Because you far exceeded the feed limit.
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