A wise person once said:

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but rarely realize the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

 

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is PRICELESS.

 

3. Breaking News: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.

 

4. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Bud.  While we often state our preferences, we usually grab whatever’s available.

 

5. I haven’t verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legitimate…  A recent study found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.