No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”
Dave Barry

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson

I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.
Michael Scott (Steve Carell) in “The Office”