Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. 

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.  

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. 

I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:  “That’s the last thing I need!”

Need an ark? I Noah guy. 

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay. 

Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.  

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.