Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx

I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to. 
Albert Einstein

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. 
Bob Hope

Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese. 
Luis Buñuel

Getting old is like climbing a mountain; you get a little out of breath, but the view is much better. 
Ingrid Bergman

The idea is to die young as late as possible. 
Ashley Montagu

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. 
Lucille Ball

No one is as old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. 
Henry David Thoreau

You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. 
Joan Rivers

You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. 
Joan Rivers

My mother always used to say, “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” 
Betty White

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. 
Phyllis Diller

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. 
Truman Capote