The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense. 
Tom Clancy

I’ve always liked older men. They’re just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren’t that many left. 
Betty White

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. 
Oscar Wilde

I reckon some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. |Elizabeth Taylor

Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest. 
Mark Twain

I don’t need you to remind me of my age, I have a bladder to do that for me. 
Stephen Fry

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. 
Winston Churchill

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. 
Doug Larson

The United States was founded by the brightest people in the country — and we haven’t seen them since.
Gore Vidal

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery. 
Joan Rivers

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. 
Mae West

I’ve been called worse things by better people. 
Pierre Trudeau