- How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
- What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare-line.
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a 31-day long March.
- What do you call a bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? He does lots of hare-obics.
- My winter fat is gone; now I have spring rolls.
- Why don’t rabbits live very long? They’re on burrowed time.
- I was never into gardening, but this spring I started planting seeds and it grew on me.
- What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14-carrot gold.
- “In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside 24 hours.” – Mark Twain
- “Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!'” – Robin Williams
- “March is the month God created t o show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.” – Garrison Keillor
- “The secret of staying young is t o live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age = Lucille Ball
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