Sometimes you think you have heard it all and then a day like today comes along. First we have an man in Florida who adopts his 42 year old girlfriend supposedly to protect some family assets. Somehow sleeping with your daughter, adopted or not, is a little weird. Remember Woody Allen! Next we hear that Ron Paul has picked up a new endorsement in Nevada – the Prostitutes. They’ve created a “Pimpin’ for Paul” program in which johns can donate money to the candidates campaign. Then comes a story about a special needs teacher in Florida that put hot sauce on the crayons so that her students would not put them in their mouth. And the beat goes on!