Just in case you have always wondered about what makes a Texan tick. . . . .

When God created the world for humankind to prosper and multiply, he decided 
to give each group two virtues. As an example, he made Japanese people
patient and hardworking, he made Germans tenacious and studious, HE made 
Americans organized and pragmatic, And so on.

When GOD considered Texans, He told the record-keeping angel, “Texans are 
going to be intelligent, honest and democrats.

When GOD finished creating the world, the angel noticed that GOD had given 
every group two virtues excepting Texans, who had received three.
The angel thought that this would give the Texans an unfair advantage over 
the other groups of human beings. He pointed this out to GOD. 

GOD said, “Oh, my goodness, you are certainly right, but since virtues given 
by GOD cannot be changed, we shall do the following: From now on Texans will
 keep three virtues, however, they can only use two at a Time.”

This dictum explains why:

* A Texan, who is a democrat and honest, cannot be intelligent.

* One, who is intelligent and democrat, cannot be honest.

* AND ONE, WHO IS INTELLIGENT AND HONEST, CAN NEVER BE A DEMOCRAT!

* This is why most Texans are REPUBLICANS!!!