*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the church & reception.
*You know the difference between Green and Red farm machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!
*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
*You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding
*You hear someone use the word “oof-dah” and you don’t break into uncontrollable laughter.
*You or someone you know was a “Dairy Princess” at the county fair.
*You know that “combine” is a noun.
*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.
*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
*You know that “creek” rhymes with “pick”.
*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.
*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning.
*You have driven your car on the lake.
*You can make sense of “upnort,” “bat-tree” and “warrssh.”
*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.
*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
*The local gas station sells live bait.
*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.