Day Brightener – With All They Hype Around Airport Security Finally Some Results

Airport SecurityAirport Full Body Scan Status Report
Finally, some useful facts are coming out of all those airport full body scans!

CATSA disclosed the following   Airport Screening Results

December 2014 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :

Terrorists Discovered –  0

Transvestites – 133

Hernias – 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases – 3,172

Enlarged Prostates – 8,249

Breast Implants -59,350

Natural Blondes – 3

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

Thought you’d like to know.

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