Day Brightener – Notable Golf Quotes Plus A Little Humor

Golf1Ben Hogan
I play with friends, but we don’t play friendly games.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Golf2Bob Allen
The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don’t put into it.

Golf3Bobby Jones
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears.

Golf 4Bob Hope
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.’

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Golf 5Byron Nelson
The only shots you can be dead sure of are those you’ve had already.

Golf6Dave Hill
The golf swing is like sex. You can’t be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing.

Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.

Gofl 7Gary Player
The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Golf 8Harry Tofcano
I’m hitting the woods just great, but I’m having a terrible time getting out of them.

Golf 9Jack Nicklaus
Golf is not and has never has been a fair game.

I think I fail just a bit less than everyone else.

Golf10Anonymous
Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

Real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole.

Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed.

In golf as in life, it’s the follow-through that makes the difference.

Golf is an easy game… it’s just hard to play.

Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt.

If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out

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