Friday Frivolity – WHY?

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? 

Why1

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? 

Why2Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? 

Why3

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage? 

Why4

E VER WONDER… Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 

Why5 Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 

Why6 Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery

Why7

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why8
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’? 

Why9
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? 

Why10
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 

Why11 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? 

Why12
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 

Why13 Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 

Why14 You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? 

Why16 Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? 

Why13 Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 

Why15
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 

Why17

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to smile.

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